……………wait. Is that even possible…
Don’t make me give out bad jokes. I really will. Think about it. A lifetime of hearing awful jokes via Internet vs. stomping about topside.
Think about it.
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
people from the north are weird little things.